Marvel’s The Fantastic Four: First Steps Merch Drop Is Here, And It’s Deliciously Extra

It’s almost time to watch Marvel Studios’ The Fantastic Four: First Steps hit the big screen on July 25, but Marvel knows exactly how to empty your wallet before the opening credits roll. As of today, a wave of brand-new products inspired by Reed, Sue, Johnny, Ben, and their slightly concerning list of intergalactic enemies is up for purchase or pre-order and it’s as over-the-top as it sounds.

Whether you want to punch drywall like The Thing, roll a sassy robot across your desk, build a tiny apocalypse in your living room, or eat the Fantastic Four off a Pop-Tart, Marvel’s got you covered. Let’s break down the standouts.

Smash, Build, and Roll Into Action

First up in the “destruction for toddlers and man-children alike” category is Hasbro’s The Thing Clobberin’ FX Fists. It’s exactly what it sounds like: big foam fists that grunt and growl while you pretend your HOA can’t fine you for pretending your garage door is Doctor Doom’s face.

Next, the Marvel’s H.E.R.B.I.E Action Figure is four inches of pure nostalgia. This loyal sidekick has moving eyes, rolling wheels, and more than ten sound effects that will absolutely irritate everyone within earshot.

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If you’re feeling more constructive than destructive, there’s the LEGO: Fantastic Four vs. Galactus Construction Figure. Assemble it, pose it, and watch it collect dust because you refused to let your nephew touch it.

Funko addicts, you’re not safe either. The Fantastic Four Pop! Collection features the main crew, Galactus, and Silver Surfer, ready to judge your life choices from a shelf near you.

Wear, Stare, and Snack Like a Superhero

If you’d rather flex your fandom at brunch, DIFF Eyewear is dropping the Fantastic Four Sunglasses Collection a futuristic spin on shades for folks who want the world to know their superpower is avoiding eye contact.

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Now for the truly unhinged part: cosmic breakfast. Kellanova and General Mills want you to eat your feelings with Fantastic Four-themed Pop-Tarts (in Frosted Blue Raspberry, Strawberry, Brown Sugar Cinnamon, and S’mores) featuring eight frosting designs so detailed they’ll guilt-trip you for chewing them.

And yes, you can pour Fantastic Four onto your cereal too. Special edition Honey Nut Cheerios, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Lucky Charms, and REESE’S PUFFS come in boxes that double as collectibles, assuming you don’t rip them open like a sugar-crazed Galactus.

Gear Up for The Fantastic Four: First Steps Before the Multiverse Eats It All

There’s no polite way to say it: Marvel knows you’ll buy this stuff because your nostalgia is strong, your impulse control is weak, and capitalism is forever. The Fantastic Four: First Steps lands in theaters July 25, grab your fists, your robot, your Pop-Tarts, and your sunglasses while they last.

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About The Fantastic Four: First Steps

Synopsis
Set against the vibrant backdrop of a 1960s-inspired, retro-futuristic world,
Marvel Studios’ “The Fantastic Four: First Steps” introduces Marvel’s First Family—Reed Richards/Mister Fantastic (Pedro Pascal), Sue Storm/Invisible Woman (Vanessa Kirby), Johnny Storm/Human Torch (Joseph Quinn) and Ben Grimm/The
Thing (Ebon Moss-Bachrach) as they face their most daunting challenge yet.

Forced to balance their roles as heroes with the strength of their family bond, they must defend Earth from a ravenous space god called Galactus (Ralph Ineson) and his enigmatic Herald, Silver Surfer (Julia Garner). And if Galactus’ plan to
devour the entire planet and everyone on it weren’t bad enough, it suddenly gets very personal.

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What’s your must-have from this merch drop? Will you actually let a child touch your LEGO Galactus? Which cereal are you willing to hoard until it’s “vintage”? Let me know what you think in the comments or @me!

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