Marvel Studios’ The Fantastic Four: First Steps won’t hit theaters until Fall 2025, but Hasbro knows you don’t have that kind of patience. Starting today at 12:30 PM ET, two brand-new toys inspired by the upcoming film are up for pre-order, and they’re exactly the kind of over-the-top chaos any self-respecting Marvel fan or collector lives for.
This latest drop includes a pair of clobberin’ fists and a sassy robot sidekick. If you think you’re too old for foam fists and talking droids, that’s your problem to work out with your wallet.
Clobber Everything in Sight (Safely)
First up, the Marvel’s The Thing Clobberin’ FX Fists are basically anger management therapy disguised as superhero merch. For $29.99, you slip these soft foam monstrosities over your hands and start punching the air, the couch, or any consenting surface.
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Every swing triggers smashing sound effects, and repeated hits crank up the audio chaos for that authentic “Ben Grimm just wrecked your apartment” vibe. The fists stay secure with built-in grips and, according to Hasbro, they’re safe for ages five and up. Whether your house survives them is another matter entirely.
You can pre-order them today on Target, Alliance Entertainment, Big Bad Toy Store, or Entertainment Earth. They officially drop at most major retailers in Fall 2025.
Meet H.E.R.B.I.E., Your New Favorite Annoying Sidekick
The second must-have is the Marvel Studios The Fantastic Four: First Steps Marvel’s H.E.R.B.I.E action figure. Retailing at $19.99, this four-inch robot is the Fantastic Four’s loyal assistant and possibly your pet’s new rival.
Push H.E.R.B.I.E.’s head and the eyes spin like tiny reel-to-reel tape machines. It makes over ten sound effects and rolls smoothly into whatever fragile objects you thought were safe. Batteries come included, so the chaos begins immediately.
Just like the fists, pre-orders open today at 12:30 PM ET on all the same sites, and the figure hits stores in Fall 2025.
More Cosmic The Fantastic Four: First Steps Toys Incoming
Hasbro has confirmed more Fantastic Four: First Steps toys are on the way. If you’re the kind of fan who needs the full team, villains, and every questionable gadget Reed Richards ever built, keep your notifications on.
Until then, these two items are the perfect warm-up act for Marvel’s first family’s big-screen return. Just try not to break your own TV reenacting your favorite scenes before the film even premieres.
About The Fantastic Four: First Steps
Release Date: July 25, 2025
Director: Matt Shakman
Producer: Kevin Feige
Executive Producers: Louis D’Esposito, Grant Curtis, Tim Lewis
Co-Producer: Mitch Bell
Music by: Michael Giacchino
Announced Cast: Pedro Pascal (Reed Richards/Mr. Fantastic), Vanessa Kirby (Sue Storm/Invisible
Woman), Joseph Quinn (Johnny Storm/ Human Torch), Ebon Moss-Bachrach (Ben Grimm/The Thing), Ralph Ineson, Julia Garner, Paul Walter Hauser, John Malkovich, Natasha Lyonne, Sarah Niles
Synopsis
Set against the vibrant backdrop of a 1960s-inspired, retro-futuristic world,
Marvel Studios’ “The Fantastic Four: First Steps” introduces Marvel’s First Family—Reed Richards/Mister Fantastic (Pedro Pascal), Sue Storm/Invisible Woman (Vanessa Kirby), Johnny Storm/Human Torch (Joseph Quinn) and Ben Grimm/The
Thing (Ebon Moss-Bachrach) as they face their most daunting challenge yet.
Forced to balance their roles as heroes with the strength of their family bond, they must defend Earth from a ravenous space god called Galactus (Ralph Ineson) and his enigmatic Herald, Silver Surfer (Julia Garner). And if Galactus’ plan to
devour the entire planet and everyone on it weren’t bad enough, it suddenly gets very personal.
Which one’s getting your money first, the fists or the droid? Are you brave enough to let your kids near these? Which villain do you hope Hasbro drops next? Tell me in the comments or @me.
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